This is Not a Drill

FRIENDS I DID IT.

I MADE A BOOK.

Hold onto your pants folks, for coming in mid-April is As the King, a Young Adult Fantasy novel full of sword-fights, wicked uncles, and mistaken identities!

(it has none of those things, don't listen to me)

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(artwork by the amazing Marion!)

This is Elisan, our intrepid heroine. She is unfashionably freckled but please don't hold it against her.

She was shipped off by her family to live with a foreign aunt and uncle at a young age with no explanation why. While traumatizing at the time, she's now decided was for the best, as she is quite content with her life. Elisan enjoys climbing trees, drinking tea, boxing, and dancing. She is not an accomplished artist, thinks she's a better actor than she really is, and will fight you if you insult one of her friends.

She can currently be found boarding a train back to Verica, having just received a mysterious letter which claims she's the heir to the throne of the kingdom she was sent away from fourteen years ago.

Little does she know the trouble that lays ahead (mwahahaha)

Stay tuned for more details!

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