#7 Was Forged in the Heart of a Dying Star

THOR.

So I actually love this movie.

Genres: Superhero, Fancy Hair, Possible Minnesotan

Ok, fine I'm totally making up genres. But seriously. There might be a Minnesotan in it. I like to believe that Erik Selvig began his life in Minnesota, perhaps growing up in a rural Swedish community out in the plains, and did his undergrad, masters and maybe one of his doctorates at the University of Minnesota. LET ME HAVE MY DREAMS.

Highlights:

Chris Hemsworth is a magical god of thunder

Asgard! So pretty!

Natalie Portman being a boss

Thor is such a jerk!

Lowlights:

It's basically a story about a jerk learning how to become slightly less of a jerk

umm... not enough of Thor saying silly things

Like I mentioned, I love this movie.

True fact, I am not a Loki fan. I mean, he's alright, but why do they keep on making his hair sillier in every movie? Why doesn't he have access to a decent hairdresser? I mean, there must be SOMEONE out there who can cut his hair. Someone. Somewhere.

I'm a big fan of the Rainbow Bridge. Every time they cross it I go all,

ROYAL RAINBOW

BLARGH.

I don't think the King actually makes a barfing noise when he does his royal rainbow, but I obviously have a problem, so I make the noise for him.

Yup. That happens.

Other things about this movie....

Kat Dennings should be considered a national treasure, just because of her five lines in this movie. Each of them is delivered like gold.

And, lastly, Thor is gorgeous.

Thor used to be my favorite Avenger.

Then I saw Captain America 2 and.... how...how did Chris Evans become so hot???? More on that later.

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