Saturday Yawn Fest

I decided to skip Under the Tuscon Sun, since I watched it not too long ago, which meant next on my list was....

TWILIGHT MOVIE TIME

I haven't watched these movies since college, which made sense when I sat down to rewatch them.

I remembered, very quickly, that I have probably never watched a Twilight movie sober/not at midnight making fun of the crazy people in the theater

Genres: Romance, Based off Book, Fangirl

Highlights:

Bella's father

"You better hold on tight, spider monkey"

a mostly decent soundtrack

better than the book

Lowlights:

Jacob doesn't take off his shirt in this one

Bella

Edward

why are people even FRIENDS with Bella?

everything else

Moving on, I then watched

NEW MOON

Genres: Sappier-Romance, Based off Book, Fangirl

Highlights:

Jacob DOES take off his shirt in this one

Jacob also gets a haircut

Lowlights:

UGH BELLA THE WHOLE MOVIE

I probably don't have anything new to contribute on the internet about these movies.

I was going to watch Eclipse too, but I couldn't take any more of Kristen Stewart's faces.

Fun fact, I refuse to see the last two movies. I hated the books (why did I even read the books?) and nothing can convince me to watch the movies based off that terrible, terrible book.

So, that was Twilight. Maybe I should've opened up a bottle of wine before starting these ones. Also, I feel really awkward about being all, "ow,ow Jacob take off your shirt for unnecessary reasons" when I remember that he's like, 16 in this movie.

...Nope, everything about this movie is awkward.

In conclusion, yes, I own the first three Twilight movies. Yes, if I was a Twilight fan, I would be on Team Jacob. Yes, I think that whole thing about him being Romantically Destined for Bella's unborn child to be the creepiest thing in the world.

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